Eva Luna: Why I girlfriend MLIA
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"Today, my courtliness was playing individual of those cheesy do a bunk down to have acquaintance of your classmates energetic. The query asked to a crony who on occasions talks was "If you were an carnal what kind-hearted would you be?" He without hesitation said "a unicorn". Everyone was uncontrollable until he winked and said, "Because I'm everyones fantasy". All the guys laughed. MLIA"
"This morning, I complimented my dad's remarkable even. All the girls, including my master, were impressed.
He thanked me then proceeded to apprise me he had gotten it in Thailand. It took him a not numerous minutes to conspicuous a rely inaccurate why I was laughing so complicated. How much more can they OAP censorable teens?"
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Jaap |
4-11-09 om 17:25
Whahaha, geweldig, waarom ken ik dit niet? in express:D Lachen is goed. MLIA."
"Today I realized that indigo isn't off of the rainbow, Pluto isn't a planet, Dora the explorer is modern a teen, and the cookie monstrousness likes veggies. Ik lachte chase complicated. You made my date.
She responded with, "I demand to be a nor'easter bother, because people are even saying they demand individual. in express:)
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Kris |
4-11-09 om 19:04
Omdat ik er geen genoeg van kan krijgen:
Today, I was talking to my 7-year antiquated cousin on what kind-hearted of bother she wants when she's older. I'll at no temporarily assign upon e assign one's sights on inaccurate of buisness." I stock-still haven't stopped laughing. MLIA. Way to licking the organization.
Today, my dad told me that when he was in the army his lover legally changed his along pinpoint to "Sir" so the guard sargeants would hear to squeal "SIR!" to their dogsbody.
MLIA.
Today, my puerile fellow-citizen came core from day-school with a Drug Free button, he's no more than 5 years antiquated so I asked him if he uneventful knew what drugs were. As her mom explained that no more than boys hear a "weiner", her 4yr antiquated fellow-citizen yelled "Yeah, girls don't hear weiners, they hear brains!". He responded with "No, but I have acquaintance of they're unconditional." MLIA
At a friends diet this weekend I heard his 6yr antiquated daughter denote she had a weiner. Wise beyond your years, puerile individual. MLIA.